Empire magazine has declared luscious-lipped Angelina Jolie number one in their list of the 100 Sexiest Movie Stars Ever. As usual with such lists, there are probably numerous stars you’ve never heard of. I mean, who the hell is Mary Elizabeth Winstead, #100, and who actually watched Die Hard 4?

The real surprise is Brigitte Bardot as #98 below Lucy Liu at #96. And John Cusack? He’s incredibly talented and incredibly handsome, but is he sexy? What do you think? I can’t think of a single sexy role he’s been in, and I’ve seen almost every film he’s been in. And oh my god, supercute (but not sexy!!) Reese Witherspoon at #63? Above Brigitte Bardot?