Jessica Simpson gives the term “blonde bombshell” a new meaning. Her new movie Blonde Ambition is being released on DVD in January, but in the state of Texas, it was released in eight theaters on Dec 21st. Unfortunately, the movie bombed, pulling in less than an estimated fifty people on Friday. (Would that have even paid for the staff at those theaters?)

Considering that fans of the Dallas Cowboys - the team her boyfriend Tony Romo plays on - don’t like her, is it surprising Simpson didn’t appear at Saturday’s Cowboys game?

If you’re not a Dallas Cowboys fan, you might want to check out the Ruin Romo website. It has a mask of Jessica’s face that you can print out and paste to cardboard and hold up in front of your face. Apparently Jessica’s presence cause Romo to have the worst game of his career last week. So a whole stadium of opposing teams’ fans should destroy his career, and maybe that of Terrell Owens, who told Simpson she was bad luck.

Maybe instead of doing movies, Jessica should stick to singing Christmas jingles with acid-addled Ozzy Osbourne (below).

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