Rumors are that Kim Kardashian - she of the reputedly fake giant backside (aka badonkadonk) - is engaged to much younger boyfriend Reggie Bush, a Heisman trophy winning football player. No word if there’ll be a “Ruin Bush” website featuring a mask of Kim, like the one set up after Jessica Simpson supposedly jinxed her pigskin pal, Dallas Cowboys’ Tony Romo.

Kardashian will pretend she’s an actress in 2008’s Deep in the Valley with Denise Richards , Tracy Morgan and others. Not sure if Her Butt will get a separate trailer. You can see Her Massiveness in the video clip below.

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