Yeah, right dept: Fabio says he could have f**ked him up, referring to George Clooney and a near-scuffle at a restaurant in Nov 2007.

Oh my god, I could have beaten the sh*t out of him…

Like we said, yeah, right. Or is Fabio tougher than he looks? I think it’s time for a Celebrity DeathMatch (see video clip below).

Clooney, who has more than just looks going for him, will appear in Leatherheads and Burn After Reading this year, and The Fantastic Mr. Fox next year. Fabio, who like the mythical Sampson is defined by his hair, has no movie projects.

[sources: PR Inside via Celebrity Smack]