Bravo, Barron Hilton I for deciding to donate 97% of your $2.3B fortune to charity. No doubt you’re fed up with the antics of your granddaughter Paris Hilton and now your 16-year old grandson and namesake Barron Hilton II.

Now this isn’t exactly 100% news because Barron Hilton I had previously indicated that Paris would not be getting her inheritance. That’s probably because of her very public antics. But he’s essentially confirmed that Barron II won’t get much either.

It’s probably because Paris has ruined the family name by essentially becoming a porn star instead of a hotelier as well. Or maybe grandpa saw Paris’ latest movie Hottie and the Nottie and was horrified at how untalented Paris is? And of course there’s the upcoming Repo! The Genetic Opera! (2008; clip below).

It’s interesting to note that when the original Conrad Hilton died in 1979, he didn’t leave any money in his will to descendants. But that was contested and the fortune re-acquired into the family. Maybe Paris’ great-grandpa knew that money would ruin these kids?

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