Robert Rodriguez has announced the cast for his upcoming film, “Machete” – check out the crazy lineup: Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Jeff Fahey, Don Johnson and Steven Seagal, as well as star Danny Trejo.

Also, watch the NSFW video for “Machete,” which is based on a fake trailer from Rodriguez’s 2007 “Grindhouse.”