Smug, untalented crybaby ex-heiress Paris Hilton’s wretched new movie The Hottie and the Nottie bombed in the box office for opening day Friday (yesterday). TMZ says that the movie opened on 111 screens and sold approximately 10 tickets per theater, on average. The $23,000 it’s expected to earn over Fri-Sun is better than the $1200 […]

Words can’t describe (but I’ll try) how hideous the trailer for Paris Hilton’s new movie Hottie and the Nottie is, and how utterly shallow. It’s like Paris watched Jack Black and Gwyneth Paltrow in Shallow Hal and decided she’d do something like that. But instead of big girls, the movie has her roommate looking like […]

Great name for a movie to be taken seriously in. That’s what Paris Hilton is hoping for, to be taken as a “real” Hollywood actress in Hottie and the Nottie - where she has the challenging role of stripping down to her lingerie. Hmm, didn’t she have a fair bit of practice being naked in […]