Check out this movie poster of a fattened up Jared Leto from the upcoming film, Chapter 27.

Chapter 27 hits theaters on March 28 — he plays John Lennon’s murderer. Lindsay Lohan co-stars.

This rumor has been out there before, but once again burblings of a Lindsay Lohan sex tape are making the rounds. And a grainy cell phone picture of what may (or may not) be Lindsay Lohan has surfaced.

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Honestly, who cares about celebrity clothing lines any more? Lindsay Lohan will be throwing her hat into the fashion ring as well, with what’s got to be the lamest clothing concept of all — Lindsay Lohan leggings.

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In the March issue of Harper’s Bazaar, yet another troubled celebrity, Lindsay Lohan, opens up about her life, the mistakes she’s made, how she missed her family, and what actually led her down the wrong path. As for the latter, believe it or not, she claims that she’s a homebody, and that running away from home led to her running astray. Read PageSix.com and US for more info.

Lohan will be in Poor Things and Dare to Love Me this year. Hopefully these will do better than I Know Who Killed Me (2007). (She certainly has the talent.) She’s also competing with Keira Knightley to be cast in the lead role in a Wuthering Heights remake.

Well, not quite a “Deathmatch”, but Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley are both trying out for the role of heroine Catherine Earnshaw in a new version of Wuthering Heights. The movie is of course based on Emily Bronte’s mid-19th century novel of the same name.

Director John Maybury says he “wouldn’t count Keira out” but said the same about Lohan. Yeah, right. If you were to see a Victorian period movie, which actress do you think would be more effective, especially in terms of speech? Knightley, who has a real British accent, or Lohan? An actress who has an Oscar nomination (Knightley) or one who doesn’t, in a serious film?
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A man posing as Heath Ledger’s father, Kim Ledger, fooled Tom Cruise, the Frank E. Campbell Funeral Home, and a number of other people. He managed to talk with Cruise for a while. John Travolta was also contacted but according to his reps, he knew the man was an impostor. Looks as if Cruise didn’t have his superpower ring on.

Daniel Craig, aka the current James Bond, is defending the new Bond 22 movie title, Quantum of Solace, saying that name is important to the plot. [China Daily]

This seems like a month of celebrity passings. Actor Christopher Allport died at age 60 after apparently being trapped in an avalanche. Allport has appeared in numerous movies (TV + theater) and TV shows since 1973. He’ll also appear in 2008’s Garden Party. [EFlux Media via Bitten and Bound]

Linsday Lohan has a $1000/day shopping budget. Must be nice. [Cele|bitchy]

Barry Sonnenfeld won a DGA Awards prize this past Saturday for directing an episode of Pushing Daisies, one of the best new shows on TV. AP says that it’s for “television comedy”, but the show leans more towards dramatic comedy. [AP/Google]

The people behind the Capri Film Festival in Italy might have honored Lindsay Lohan (and Hayden Panettiere) for “their body of work”, but I’m wondering if they’re referring to the bodies of these very attractive young actresses or their movies. Because I can’t think of any movie Lohan did that deserves any sort of kudos, with maybe the exception of Mean Girls, and I say that lightly. (Yessss, I watched it, and Freaky Friday, too. Leave me alone, damn you.)

And the only time I’ve seen Panettiere act is when she was about 9 or 10 on the TV series Law & Order: SVU, cowering under a desk and saying very little. But I’m not picking on Hayden because she at least had the “balls” to take on Japanese fishermen, and even took a few blows. And because she might actually be a good actress on Heroes, a show I haven’t seen because I missed the start and am waiting for reruns. (By the way, she’s appearing in Fireflies in the Garden in 2008.)

Back to Lindsay. Think I’m being mean? I’m not. I have weak spot for cute, freckled, slutty, green-eyed, side-boobed, nipple-slippping, redheaded (or brunette), red-crotched actresses named Linsday Lohan. But according to an online poll by AOL, her performance in I Know Who Killed me was voted “the worst performance in 2007 by an actress”.
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If you’re to believe the ungentlemanly kiss-and-tell behavior of Riley Giles, Lindsay Lohan has changed from being a drug addict into a sex addict. Says Giles:

Lindsay’s definitely a nyphomaniac… We did it four times in a row…

No wonder she broke up with you, Riley. You’re a doofus. And you obviously couldn’t satisfy her. So you couldn’t have been as serious a boyfriend to her as you claim. Well, at least sex addiction is hopefully less deadly than drug addiction.

Lohan will appear in two movies in 2008: Dare to Love Me and Poor Things. Hopefully they’ll be better than I Know Who Killed Me.

[sources: NOTW, Egotastic]