While Jessica Simpson’s movie Blonde Ambition bombed in the eight theaters it was released in in Texas the past weekend, it did not not break any records for lowest box office receipts. Apparently the record lowest box office receipts goes to loud-mouthed Katherine Heigl in 2006’s Zyzzx Road, which apparently grossed $20 on opening night and a total of $30 for the weekend. According to IMDB trivia, $10 was refunded to a member of the film crew who went to see it.

Oddly enough, Zyzzx Road also opened only in Texas, but only in one theater. Blonde Ambition opened in eight. Lesson to independent movie houses: don’t release crappy films in Texas theaters?

Wondering what “Zyzzx Road” is? The movie seems to actually be about a similarly-named real road called “Zzyzx Rd”, which is an I-15 exit between Las Vegas and L.A.

Jessica Simpson stated recently that she wants to be taken as a serious actress and that she thinks the way to do achieve that is to take a movie role with a full-frontal nude scene. Now while she did get down to her “Daisy Dukes” short shorts in the Dukes of Hazzard movie, there were definitely no nude scenes.

Her latest movie, Blonde Ambition, is going straight to DVD, to be in general release on Jan 22nd. However, it is being released in a small handful of theaters in the state of Texas this Friday Dec 21st. Do you think there’ll be nude scenes in this one?

Blonde Ambition, a Jessica Simpson project (I’m not calling it a movie) is going straight to DVD, with a release date of Jan 22nd. It will, however, have limited theatrical release in the state of Texas. Right, because they don’t have DVDs in Texas? Don’t forget that Jessica is ready to become a serious actress and is looking for a nude role.