Jessica Alba has just announced that she’s pregnant by boyfriend Cash Warren. Alba is probably best known for her Dark Angel TV series, though she’s appeared in movies such as Fantastic Four (multiple), Sin City and Awake (clip below). Upcoming movies include The Eye (2008), The Love Guru (2008), and Sin City 2 (2009). Wonder if posing for pictures like the one above is what got her pregnant.

Bwah ha hah aha hah ha ha. The New York Post reports that a French producer, Philippe Rebboah, wants Britney Spears to play the Virgin Mary. But it’s for a satire film, Sweet Baby Jesus. Yeah, it’d have to be a satire, wouldn’t it?

When Jessica Simpson indicated that she wants to be taken seriously as an actress, I thought, “that’s cool.” But her idea of being taken seriously is to equate that to doing a full-frontal nude scene. She thinks that this is the only way, even though her family is against and even she doesn’t really want to do.

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. I’d always thought you get taken seriously as an actress when you can actually act. That means NOT doing TV-rehash films like Dukes of Hazzard (clip below).

What would be sad is if some offered her an “opportunity”, only to have the film bomb. Work on your acting first, girlfriend. Or maybe you can approach a company who sells canned champagne and offer to be nude and painted gold, like Paris Hilton.