This is too funny. Shock jock Howard Stern (not to be confused with Howard K. Stern, who was married or something to Anna Nicole Smith) is complaining about paparazzi, but not for the reasons you might think. It’s because Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have temporarily moved to New York, on the same Upper West Side block as Stern because of a play she’s in.

This is probably why Nicole Richie and boyfriend were refused ownership at a gated community earlier this year. Stern himself has only ever been in the film about himself, Private Parts, so he probably hasn’t had much dealing with paparazzi. But that might change when he marries his fiancee Beth Ostrosky, seen in the video below.