21 Signs That Hollywood is Screwed Up?

December 21st, 2007 · No Comments · Tagged as Celebrity · Movie Lists

Here’s a bit of a collection of craziness that Hollywood celebs have been noted for lately. Are these signs that Hollywood is screwed up or is this normal? Read on and decide for yourself if there’s a trend or celebs are just being called out more often.

Pulling a “Winona Ryder” and only stealing a lighter (Britney Spears).
Not showing up in court (Britney Spears, R. Kelly, Daniel Baldwin). Though R. Kelly and Daniel Baldwin had legitimate reasons.
Being a male gold-digger (Larry Birkhead, Kevin Federline, Casey Aldridge?).
Sleeping with people other than their spouses. Oh wait, that’s “normal”,
Flashing their privates on purpose (Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Christina Aguilera, etc.)
Pregnant (nearly everyone), pregnant at 16 (Jamie Lynn Spears), or pregnant in jail (Jessica Sierra).
Possibly facing statutory rape charges (Casey Aldridge, Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby daddy).
In jail for a DUI charge on their birthday (Kiefer Sutherland).
Having to have their kids drug-tested (Britney Spears).
Wandering around half naked with white powder on their nostrils (Amy Winehouse).
Suffering botched plastic surgery (Tara Reid, Michael Jackson, etc.).
Suffering from weight problems (Chastity Bono, Kirstie Alley, etc.) or anorexia.
Getting married to several losers in a row (Pam Anderson).
Being a really dumb blonde (Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Elizabeth Hasselbeck).
Saying really dumb things in public (too many to list all, but Michael Richards, Mel Gibson, Sherri Shepherd, etc.)
On the run from tax evasion charges.
Doing really bad movies (too many to list).
Doing really bad reality shows (Landers twins). Wait, they’re all bad,
Wearing really bad wigs (Christina Ricci, Katie Holmes). Ok, it’s not officially a crime.
Having reunion tours (Spice Girls) and thinking anyone cares. Unless you’re Led Zeppelin.
Filming naked with Philip Seymour Hoffman (NSFW).

Talk about excessive lifestyles (and I didn’t even mention celebrity sex tapes and attacking or running over paparazzi). I don’t remember such a high percentage of stars behaving like this ever. Or maybe they’ve always been like this but didn’t get busted for it, like Michael J. Fox says. Well, I guess everyone can’t be like Denzel Washington and donate a million dollars to a school.