The 2009 MTV Movie Awards didn’t offer up many surprises, considering Twilight won just about everything! Here’s the 2009 MTV Movie Awards winners list and a quick recap of the events, which inclued the very funny Andy Samberg movie spoof intro video above.

Breakthrough Performance, Female: Ashley Tisdale, High School Musical 3

Exclusive Sneak Peek at Transformers Revenge of the Fallen

Best Fight: Robert Pattinson, Cam Gigandet, Twilight

Eminem performance

Breakthrough Performance, Male: Robert Pattinson, Twilight

Bruno t-bagging entrance on Eminem – was it staged? Eminem walks out, pissed

Best Male Performance: Zac Efron, High School Musical 3

Exclusive Sneak Peek Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Best Kiss: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

Jim Carrey helps Andy Samberg intro an SNL Digital Shorts Song Medley – Jizz in My Pants, On a Boat, Lazy Sunday, Dick in a Box, Motherlover – sung by LeAnn Rimes, Chris Isaak, Forest Whitaker

WTF Award: Amy Poehler, Baby Mama

Best Song in a Movie: Miley Cyrus, The Climb from Hannah Montana the Movie

Exclusive clip from Twilight New Moon – Andy Samberg spoof

Then the real thing… Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart present the New Moon clip

Kiefer Sutherland, Triumph and Zac Efron present Generation Award to Ben Stiller

Doubt video game

Starfleet Clown Academy

Best Female Performance: Kristen Stewart (who dropped the award during her speech)

Kings of Leon performance

Best Comedic Performance presented by Will Ferrell and Danny McBride: Jim Carrey, Yes Man

Denzel Washington and his daughter, Olivia present Best Movie: Twilight